The Funniest Night Out in Lanzarote
If you’re after one really good laugh on your holiday, the Music Hall Tavern comedy drag dinner show in Puerto del Carmen is about as sure a bet as Lanzarote offers. This isn’t a single drag act in the corner of a bar. It’s a full-scale, three-part production with a professional cast of drag queens, dancers and live vocalists, a three-course dinner served at your table, and a solidly good night’s entertainment built around comedy, music and plenty of sparkle. MHT, as it’s known, has been making holidaymakers laugh for over three decades and holds a Top Rated badge with a 4.7 average across hundreds of reviews, so it’s a genuinely safe choice for a night out that delivers. Here’s what to expect.
- Hotel Pickup Included
- Meal Included
- Family Friendly Yes!
- Duration 4-6 Hours
What the MHT Comedy Drag Show Involves
The show runs across the evening, from around 7pm to 11pm, and it’s structured as a proper production in three parts with intervals rather than a quick cabaret slot. From the moment you arrive, the hosts get the party going with a pre-show comedy warm-up, before the full production show kicks in, a high-energy mix of live singing, choreography, comedy, mime and stand-up, all performed in dazzling costumes. The night builds to a finale with singalongs and surprises, followed by a meet-the-cast moment where you get a free souvenir photo with the performers. Dinner is served through the evening with table service throughout, so you never have to leave your seat or miss a moment of the action.
The whole thing is performed entirely in English, with the comedy and humour pitched at a British holiday audience, which is a big part of why it goes down so well with UK and Irish visitors. It’s cheeky rather than crude, and deliberately kept family-friendly, so it works for couples, groups of friends, families and big celebration parties alike.
The Food
The ticket includes a home-cooked three-course meal served at your table. The set menu is comfort-food crowd-pleasing rather than fine dining, typically a vegetable soup starter, a turkey roast dinner with all the trimmings for the main, and an ice cream dessert to finish. There’s a children’s option of chicken nuggets if the roast isn’t going to appeal to younger diners, and a vegetarian main of a bean burger with potatoes and vegetables. Dietary requirements can be accommodated with advance notice, so let them know when you book if you need anything specific. Drinks aren’t included in the ticket but are available to buy through the evening. Reviewers are consistent that the food is tasty and generous for this kind of dinner-show setup, often better than people expect from a package of this type, though nobody’s pretending it’s gourmet, and that’s not the point of the night.
Where Is Music Hall Tavern And How Do You Get There?
The show takes place at the Music Hall Tavern venue in the C.C. La Peñita commercial centre in Puerto del Carmen, in the heart of the island’s main nightlife area. You can make your own way there if you’re staying in or near Puerto del Carmen, and optional hotel transfers are available for an extra charge if you’re coming from further afield, which takes the hassle out of the evening. If you do book transfers, be aware that a couple of guests have noted the drop-off can involve a short walk to the venue, so mention any mobility needs when you book and the staff will look after you.
Suitable for Families, Couples, and just about anybody!
This is a night out with broad appeal. It suits couples wanting a fun evening, groups of friends after a lively night, and families, since the show is kept clean enough for all ages. It’s also a firm favourite for special occasions, birthdays, hen parties and holiday celebrations in particular, so if you’re marking something, let them know in advance and they’ll help make a fuss of it. If your idea of a good holiday evening is a proper belly laugh with dinner laid on and no need to think about anything, this is squarely aimed at you.
The main thing to know is what it isn’t. This is a scripted, produced comedy and music show rather than an edgy, adult, late-night drag night, so anyone expecting something more risqué should set their expectations to warm-hearted, family-friendly fun. That’s precisely what makes it work for such a wide range of people.
What Previous Guests Say
The show earns consistently excellent reviews, and its Top Rated status reflects that. Guests repeatedly describe it as the best night of their holiday, praise the professionalism and energy of the cast, and mention laughing until they cried. The quality of the meal comes up positively far more often than not, which isn’t always the case with dinner shows, and many reviewers say they’ve booked again on a return visit or even gone to see the cast perform back in the UK. Several first-timers note they’d assumed it might be a bit naff and were won over completely. The recurring verdict is simply that it’s a brilliant, funny, feel-good evening that’s well worth the ticket.
Booking the MHT Comedy Drag Dinner Show
The show is popular and seats are limited, so booking ahead is strongly recommended, especially in peak season and around holidays. Most platforms offer free cancellation up to 24 hours before, and a reserve-now-pay-later option, so you can lock in your night without paying upfront. When you book, flag any dietary needs, mobility requirements or special occasions so the team can look after you. For a guaranteed good laugh, a proper night’s entertainment and dinner all in one, the MHT comedy drag dinner show is one of the most reliably enjoyable evenings out on the island. Check availability and book your place below.
